One Minute Inside A Woman Tractor Driver's Brain

...When a lady harrows a field, as opposed to a gentleman, the field starts to look like it has been flag-striped by a spray plane from all the random toilet paper laying at specific intervals in the field...and I wonder if it's cool or strange for people to see a tube of lipstick, bottle of hand sanitizer, and Kombucha bottle in the side window of my tractor as a drive down the highway...